why do you pick up your phone
the second your friend does next to you?
you gave up on me
so I shall too
distract from the conversation we had
pouring my heart out
took more than a minute
put it on the table
screen down - a sign of respect
why is it out at all?
will your children call?
or are they asking for your time
at the end of the dinner table?
upset at your partner
you don't look like the ones out there
in the posts, reels, threads
are they even real?
a real relationship destroyed
by computer-enhanced faces
steroid-pumped muscles
and AI-generated relationship advice
"I'll be your perfect boyfriend"
said no human man ever
but chatGPT will be
make all your dreams come true
you'll be perfectly obnoxious
estranged from society
but also rich, slim, and happy
who wouldn't want that?