elevator pitch

queue the elevator music
i would like to get off
somewhere closer to my dreams
*ding* I got a job, today

you didn't see that one coming
unless you've spent three
of your precious minutes
reading my nibbles of culture
at day 4 while i'm on day 8
of my yoga journey
this is the one book
you promised to read
by the end of 2025

so from Monday i'll awaken
for sure before 7 am and
be at voksenhage by 8
because this week i've practiced
a reverse princess-on-a-pea
situation being covered in 2 duvets
holding me hostage until 10

the amount of faith
my new employer has for me
is equivalent to what i pitched
with skills i discovered sitting
across that email-dominated audience
i will need an elevator
to ascend that learning curve
but I checked that there is one
and it's made of stainless steel

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